The Waitress Song

(Louis Colli)

I was in love with my waitress
A girl I barely knew
And I know if you saw her
That you would love her too
But because she only worked one shift
And I came in two
I was in love with my waitress
And now I’m in love with you

I was in love with my waitress
And though I’ll soon be gone
God, she looked so beautiful
With that apron on
I even liked all the food
Dried upon her shoe
I was in love with my waitress
And now I’m in love with you

And our love goes on and on
And time, nor money, will slow us down
But if she went away
There's a brand new diner in the next town

I was in love with my waitress
The perfect girl for me
She always wore a hairnet
And served me herbal tea
But since you’re serving me now
What‘s a man to do?
I was in love with my waitress
And now I’m in love with you